1-Daniel Webster (1782-1852) was too busy having a career as a politician (which included being a U.S. Senator and Secretary of State) when the dictionary was published in 1828.
2-Daniel Nilson was born 182 years too late and I just don't think he could have pulled it off...

Daniel's definitions:
bird-hollow boned creature
baby-small human that just got born
ice-a solid
sad-when you cry and your veins get purple
sugar-it makes your mouth hungry
autumn-hmm, I don't know
truth-the exact opposite of lying, something that really happened
face-something that has lips and eyes and nose and eyebrows
rest-sleep, where your stuffed animals are
bamboo-something that panda bears eat
bar-where people get beer and licorice
forest-place where bears and bunnies and tigers live and elephants, no, not elephants
old-you get wrinkled skin and white hair and you need glasses
defensing-what soldiers spend their time doing
cappucasino-where you go to drink coffee and lose money
stuffed animals-furry friends(don't ever call them stuffed animals because it hurts their feelings)
lamb-I don't know, I'm still thinking
(disclaimer-most of those definitions were from two years ago, just saying...)
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