Monday, October 25, 2010

The Dictionary According to Daniel

The REAL reasons why it was Noah Webster who compiled the dictionary and not Daniel Webster or Daniel Nilson:

1-Daniel Webster (1782-1852) was too busy having a career as a politician (which included being a U.S. Senator and Secretary of State) when the dictionary was published in 1828.

2-Daniel Nilson was born 182 years too late and I just don't think he could have pulled it off...




Daniel's definitions:



bird-hollow boned creature

baby-small human that just got born

ice-a solid

sad-when you cry and your veins get purple

sugar-it makes your mouth hungry

autumn-hmm, I don't know

truth-the exact opposite of lying, something that really happened

face-something that has lips and eyes and nose and eyebrows

rest-sleep, where your stuffed animals are

bamboo-something that panda bears eat

bar-where people get beer and licorice

forest-place where bears and bunnies and tigers live and elephants, no, not elephants

old-you get wrinkled skin and white hair and you need glasses

defensing-what soldiers spend their time doing

cappucasino-where you go to drink coffee and lose money

stuffed animals-furry friends(don't ever call them stuffed animals because it hurts their feelings)

lamb-I don't know, I'm still thinking



(disclaimer-most of those definitions were from two years ago, just saying...)

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