Thursday, January 27, 2011

In Which I Use a Geometric Proof...



Given: I am a momma
To Prove: I am a momma bear





1. I like Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.
1. There are bears in that story.






2. I have been sleeping a lot this winter.
2. Bears hibernate in winter. BHW Theorem. (Bears Hibernate in Winter Theorem)







3. This is a picture of me and a pony with hairy legs.
3. Bears are hairy animals. BHA Theorem








4. I haven't ridden my bike in weeks.
4. Bears do not ride bikes. BDRB Theorem










5. I have a Cub named Daniel.
5. Only Momma bears have cubs.









Therefore, I am a Momma Bear.


Thursday, January 20, 2011

A Few Too Many Fugues...and A Few Too Many Johanns

"You'll love his music!" So I listened to fugue after fugue. After awhile, they all started to sound the same. Who am I kidding? ...they began sounding similar after the very first one.

I began to think the guy had some sort of similarity complex. I did some research on his life (The Bach Family--Seven Generations of Creative Genius by Karl Geiringer, printed in 1954 in Great Britain) and realized I was probably right. You should see that family tree!

Johann Sebastian Bach's father was named Johann Ambrosius Bach and his great-grandfather was Johannes. He had an uncle named Johann Christoph Bach. His brothers were named Johann Christoph, Johann Jakob, and Johann Nikolaus. He had a lot of cousins, most of whom were named, you guessed it, Johann. Some of their names: Johann Ernst, Johann Friedrich and Johann Michael.

At age 18, his first job was as a court musician for a German duke named Johann Ernst. Then when he was 22, he became organist at the church of St. Blasius. His predecessors at that church were: Johann Rudoph Ahle and Johann Georg Ahle. Besides his composing duties and organ playing, he gave music lessons, and some of his students were: Johann Martin Schubart, Johann Caspar Voglar and Johann Ludwig Krebs. For a funeral oration that he was commissioned to compose, he collaborated with a poet named Johann Christoph Gottsched. His competition in composition included Johann Pachelbel (of Canon in D fame) and Johann Jakob Froberger.

The names of three of his sons were: Johann Gottfried, Johann Christian and Johann Christoph Friedrich. (He had seventeen other children including a daughter named Johanna Carolina but I digress) No wonder the poor guy had issues.

It's not like there weren't any other nice names to choose from back in those days. Lovely names like: Wilhelm...Leopold...Friedrich...Philipp...Hans...Carl...Tobias...Hermann...Lorenz...Gottlieb... Ernst...

On second thought, maybe all those parents who chose the name "Johann" were onto something after all.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Response from J. S. Bach (Gasp!)


The aim and final end of all music should be none other than the glory of God and refreshment of the soul.
...and ...
For the glory of the most high God alone, and for my neighbour to learn from.



Music is an agreeable harmony for the honor of God and the permissible delights of the soul.
...and...
Harmony is next to Godliness.



I play the notes as they are written, but it is God who makes the music.



Soli Deo Gloria.



(P.S. Is your name really "Fan"? Is that a diminutive of "Fannie"?)

A Humble Letter of Apology to Mr. Bach


Dear Johann,

Please accept my humblest apologies. It appears that I stumbled upon music from The Well-Tempered Clavier. I have since learned that this music was written "for the profit and use of musical youth desirous of learning and especially for the pastime of those already skilled in this study" and not so much for my personal enjoyment...

And I do have to admit it was an impressive feat to compose a fugue in each major AND minor key from C to B. That is 48 compositions!! (somebody else did the math!)

Initially, I was pleased to note that your clavier was well-tempered. A pleasing temperament in a musical instrument cannot help but be an asset in musical endeavors. I soon discovered more ignorance on my part (this is turning into a rather humbling experience!) The temperament referred to is a system of tuning, not character. I understand you did your own piano tuning...well, technically, it was harpsichord and clavichord tuning. You tuned the instruments in such a way so that they could be played in all keys without having to be re-tuned to new fundamentals which allowed one to easily modulate into other keys. (I have no clue as to what that actually means) But I am pretty sure it was genius!

Keep up the good work!

Sincerely,
Your Ardent Fan

Minuet in G major
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on1DDSLdDOo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCnpGQGO49o&feature=related

Polonaise-Menuet-March (from Anna Magdalena Notebook)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z58T49c_cvs&feature=fvw

harpsichord version of Polanaise in G minor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4El1zZH9rU&feature=related

Polonaise from JS Bach B Minor Suite
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rn07431VlPw&feature=related

concerto for 2 violins in D minor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JG8KkWhsiY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lIxxBLp8fU&feature=related

Brandenburg Concertos No.3 - i: Allegro Moderato
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ9qWpa2rIg&feature=related

An Open Letter to Johann Sebastian Bach

(I don't really like your preludes and fugues. sorry, dude. )


Dear Mr. Bach,

I tried...I really did...but if your compositions are going to put me to sleep and if you insist upon giving your music titles such as: Prelude and Fugue in D Major...Prelude and Fugue in A Minor...in C Minor...G Minor...A Major---you and I are going to have some "major" issues.

To begin with, each one sounds pretty much like the next one, and, I'm not going to lie to you here, they are all pretty boring. And another thing, I know for a fact that there were a lot of other instruments available to you in 1722 besides the organ.

You are going to have to do better than this.

Sincerely,
A Wanna-be Fan

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Another Mother's Son

I have a young friend--I haven't known him for very long, but sometimes I feel like I have known him forever, which is kind of funny because he is only two years old. We like to talk about many things and we laugh alot. Our difference in age doesn't seem to matter much to him. He has the biggest blue eyes--clear and bright and trusting. His words and actions reveal to me that his parents cherish him and have taken care to train him for the Lord, just as they are training his siblings. Gentle and soft-spoken, he loves to talk about his farm, his animals and his siblings. He is so very dear to me and sometimes I have to remind myself that he is another mother's son. But his mother has other responsibilities during this hour at our homeschool co-op and she has entrusted him to me for this time. I care for her baby as she teaches my children, speaking wisdom and knowledge into their lives one day a week. Sometimes he cries a little when his mommie leaves so I just hug this little treasure and keep him feeling safe and loved until she returns.

Friday, December 17, 2010

...the least of these...

oh, my, the people...the people Jesus would call "the least of these." So many people, lined up and patiently waiting for the meal we would serve them. Quiet, hungry, needy...and respectful during the prayer. Hats taken off, heads were bowed, even a few "amens" were voiced.

As a group, they looked raggy, dirty, and cold... in a word, homeless. But as they started filing through the line, and came toward me, they became individuals...

My job was to hand out the chapstick. Chapstick is a much appreciated luxury. For those who spend long hours outside, chapstick protects lips from the elements. But I also learned it soothes chapped hands and relieves the pain of scrapes and cuts.

As I offered the chapstick, the "group" became "individuals": the middle aged man with the grizzled beard, the Hispanic man who couldn't speak English but gratefully accepted the chapstick, the man in the wheelchair, the college aged guy who had been on the street for awhile now, the middle-aged woman with the little boys, the old man in the overalls, the young woman with the "interesting" eye makeup, the tanned and wrinkled man with the pale blue eyes, and many, many more.

Some of the interactions lasted more than a few seconds when the serving line got a little congested or when someone was inclined to talk. I remember the obviously homeless man who told me he hadn't eaten in two days and wondered if it would be ok for him to have seconds and another homeless man who shared with me the wonders of chapstick. There was a young mother who was indignant at the behavior of a couple who nibbled at their food and exited the building, leaving their mostly full plates of food on the table. One man, probably in his thirties, noticed my scout uniform and mentioned he had been a boy scout when he was a teenager. I wanted to hug the cute little preschool girl whose eyes sparkled as I gave her a tube of chapstick.

Later in the evening, I still had some chapstick left, so I was wandering around, asking people if they wanted some more. Without fail, they told me I had already given them some. But when I said I had extras to give away, most were grateful to take another tube.

There were only a few children and they mostly seemed to be very subdued, even during the gift distribution. Except for one little girl, who was inclined to be chatty and very thrilled as she showed me her toy and the books she had been given.

I had a seriously scary moment when I noticed that the man in the wheelchair had dropped his hat on the floor and I went to pick it up and hand it back to him. He couldn't seem to take it from me and then his head dropped to his chest and I kinda freaked out and ran a few steps back to our scoutmaster to get some help. Within seconds, the church leader joined the group and bent over him. The guy lifted his head, and kinda just looked at us. I heard later that he told someone he had had a seizure.

The church had some clothes and shoes for the adults as well as some Christmas toys for the children. There weren't enough shoes and clothes for all, as the leader told the crowd, but they would give as the Lord provided. He told me later that the people get anxious in situations like this because they know there isn't enough for all but they need some of this stuff so desperately. They obeyed the rules, they stood patiently in line, they didn't complain. I was impressed, having witnessed some embarrassingly rude behavior earlier this week at Walmart.

There were some people who came up and thanked us for serving them and to them I answered earnestly and sincerely, "It was my privilege."

"Lord, when did we see You hungry, and feed You, or thirsty, and give You something to drink?" The King will answer and say, "Assuredly, I say to you, inasmuch as you did it to one of the least of these My brethren, you did it to Me." Matthew 25:37,40

Indeed, it was my privilege to serve Him by serving the least of His brethren.