In Which I Use a Geometric Proof...

Given: I am a momma
To Prove: I am a momma bear





1. I like Goldilocks and the 3 Bears.
1. There are bears in that story.






2. I have been sleeping a lot this winter.
2. Bears hibernate in winter. BHW Theorem. (Bears Hibernate in Winter Theorem)







3. This is a picture of me and a pony with hairy legs.
3. Bears are hairy animals. BHA Theorem

4. I haven't ridden my bike in weeks.
4. Bears do not ride bikes. BDRB Theorem

5. I have a Cub named Daniel.
5. Only Momma bears have cubs.

Therefore, I am a Momma Bear.