Part Five--Confessions of an Almost Dog Lover

Learning a lot about dog care:


you don't walk when you walk the dog--you run like the scarecrow when the woods are on fire or when the winged monkeys need new bedding.

you don't feed the dog--you serve her dinner.

you don't let the dog out to go to the bathroom--you take her out to sniff around the tree, to bark at the cat, to dive into the bushes, and then go to the bathroom.