Friday, January 7, 2011

An Open Letter to Johann Sebastian Bach

(I don't really like your preludes and fugues. sorry, dude. )


Dear Mr. Bach,

I tried...I really did...but if your compositions are going to put me to sleep and if you insist upon giving your music titles such as: Prelude and Fugue in D Major...Prelude and Fugue in A Minor...in C Minor...G Minor...A Major---you and I are going to have some "major" issues.

To begin with, each one sounds pretty much like the next one, and, I'm not going to lie to you here, they are all pretty boring. And another thing, I know for a fact that there were a lot of other instruments available to you in 1722 besides the organ.

You are going to have to do better than this.

Sincerely,
A Wanna-be Fan

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