Since we arrived in Bath an hour later than we had expected to, we did the only thing that we could conceivably be expected to do---look for food. We wandered around the area near the bus station, hoping for a quaint little pub or family restaurant, or even a take-away fish and chips shop. However, the best we could do was Kentucky Fried Chicken. In Bath, England. Yes, I know. Pitiful. It was literally the best we could do. But
we were starving and soon we were not starving any more. Rather we were concerned with how we were to get to our Bed and Breakfast which was in Monkton Farleigh, which as it turns out, was a village some five miles away. Not a walkable distance at night. Or even during the day.
After we ate, we wandered around a bit, enjoying the shopping, the city center, the houses and the church of St. John the Evangelist. The darkness was not the best for taking pictures but it did have its own sort of ambience. A rather scary sort of ambience. Although I do have to say this for Bath at night: not once did we see anything to make us feel afraid or nervous or wishing we were somewhere else. We felt quite safe albeit a little concerned about how we were to get to Monkton Farleigh. Or maybe that was just me. When it gets dark, I tend to want to be near my bed. Or in it. Preferably in it.
The Church of St. John the Evangelist in Bath, England.
Sarah finally called our B and B hostess who advised us to take a taxi. She also advised us not to get a taxi near the bus station as they were more expensive there. So we located the recommended taxi stand and secured a taxi with a female taxi driver, literally about the same age as us. Well, not me. The same age as the girls. We felt relief as we piled our luggage strategically into her little car and three of us snuggled into the back seat and Sara in the front, since she was our designated extrovert. We relaxed, secure in the knowledge we were soon to be settling into our home for the next few days. Umm, soon is not the way it worked out. Nor could we really relax.
First off, the young lady wasn't quite sure how to get to Monkton Farleigh, which is a tiny little village on the outskirts of Bath. She acted like she had never heard of it before and certainly didn't know how to get there. (girl!!!!! that's your job!!!! You're a taxi driver!!!!! you live in Bath for Pete's sake...) But this was in the early days of GPS technology and she was finally able to pull up directions and we were on our way!
However, once she had finally figured it out where Monkton Farley was, somehow she chose the most hair raising route to get there. Or possibly the GPS chose it. She went around the narrowest, most winding roads that she could possibly find, in the dark, in the middle of the deepest medieval forest you can imagine. I kid you not. We drove through a forest on a cow path. Ok, I'm kidding about the cow path but that is the only part I am kidding about.
Finally she located Church Farm Bed and Breakfast, much to our relief, delight and undying gratitude. But in our hearts, we were hoping that, should we ever need another taxi, we would get a different driver.